ONLY AUSSIES

Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for A Belgian beer, then on the way home, grabbing an Indian curry or A Turkish kebab, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV
DYK

Australia was once called New Holland

there is a mailbox located on the Great Barrier Reef

european settlers in australia drank more alcohol per person then any community in history

zoos dont have cages

Australia has the worlds deadliest snakes and spiders, killer crocs, venemous octopi, great white sharks, stone fish and toxic jellyfish, even our cuddly platypus has venom in its feet. Yet you're more likely to be killed by a falling coconut

Bob Hawke's name was listed in the Guinness Book of world Record in the year 1954, for drinking 2.5 pints of beer in 11 seconds. Later Bob Hawke became the Prime minister of Australia

The world’s largest cattle station/ranch is in Australia. It is the size of the country Belgium

Melbourne has the largest remaining tram public transport system in the world

3 Aussies die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

58 Aussies are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

31 Aussies have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

8 Aussies had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 Aussies were admitted to Emergency in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

And finally.........

In 2000 eight Aussies cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet.