All these changing names

So many of you have changed your names that I no longer know who any of you are. Change is wrong, and bad. There should be a new, stronger word for change like badwrong or badong. YES, change is badong

here's some stuff that's changed with me since I last sat staring obsessively at a 700+ inbox

I have 11 chickens now, and some of them sleep inside the house

my hair grew

that's about it

sing a song of sixpence, a pocket full of grass

four and twenty blackbirds baked off their ass